Safety First

Safety First

One day back when my daughter was five:

PEYTON: Daddy, can you watch the dinosaurs while I go to the bathroom so Brandon doesn’t mess them up?

ME: Ok.

PEYTON: They’re going bicycling.

ME: Huh?

PEYTON: They’re wearing their helmets.

They’re actually rocks and boulders from theĀ Animal World Big Tub of Dinosaurs.