Safety First

Safety First

One day back when my daughter was five:

PEYTON: Daddy, can you watch the dinosaurs while I go to the bathroom so Brandon doesn’t mess them up?

ME: Ok.

PEYTON: They’re going bicycling.

ME: Huh?

PEYTON: They’re wearing their helmets.

They’re actually rocks and boulders from the Animal World Big Tub of Dinosaurs.

My Hurricane!

So I know a guy who works for the environmental services department in a children’s hospital down in Florida. For those of you who don’t know what that is, environmental services is the department that’s responsible for cleaning the rooms and the medical instruments and so on.

This guy—who’s in his 50s—has been doing this job for several years now, but even just after a few months working there when he first started, he quickly developed a reputation in the hospital.

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